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Quotes about Age


There has to be positive action that allows the most disadvantaged people to get their fair share of job opportunities.

Paul Burton

She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

Anthony Delano

I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

Madame De Rieux

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Sam Kinison

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

Quentin Crisp

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Ogden Nash

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Katharine Hepburn

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

Hervey Allen

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.

Don Delillo

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

W. Somerset Baskins

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Irwin Corey

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Jackie Mason

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

Dave Barry

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

Amos Bronson Alcott

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Elizabeth Arden

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

S. T. Coleridge

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Ogden Nash

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Fred Astaire

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Matt Anonymous

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Matt Anonymous

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Matt Anonymous

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Matt Anonymous

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Matt Anonymous

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Matt Anonymous

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