Far from our eyes th' Enchanting Objects set, Advantage by the friendly Distance get.
Memory moderates prosperity, decreases adversity, controls youth and delights old age.
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Krishna offered to the little girl mouse.. the hand of the sungod in marriage.. but instead she chose a little boy mouse.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.