Quotes
Quotes - Anonymous
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_@.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Freedom is a package deal - with it comes responsibilities and consequences.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
The cowards never startedâand the weak died along the way.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Buying on trust is the way to pay double.
Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.
This dance of death which sounds so musically Was sure intended for the corpse de ballet.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
