Quotes
Quotes - Anonymous
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
Business is a lot like a game of tennis â those who serve well usually end up winning
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.
Character is a victory, not a gift.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
Our children's children will hear a good story.
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. â¢Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
The massive gates of circumstance Are turned upon the smallest hinge, And thus some seeming pettiest chance Oft gives our life its after-tinge. The trifles of our daily lives, The common things, scarce worth recall, Whereof no visible trace survives, These are the mainsprings after all.
Smyrna, Rhodes, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athens--these seven cities contend as to being the birthplace of the illustrious Homer. [Lat., Smyrna, Rhodos, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athenae, Hae septem certant de stirpe insignis Homeri.]
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
