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Quotes about Wit


With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails. [Ger., Mit wenig Witz und viel Behagen Dreht jeder sich im engen Zirkeltanz Wie junge Katzen mit dem Schwanz.]

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a wit, if not first, in the very first line.

Oliver Goldsmith

It is by such encounters that wits come to know each other. [Ger., Les beaux esprits lernen einander durch dergleichen recontre erkennen.]

Andreas Gryphius

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Andreas Gryphius

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

William Hazlitt

Wit's an unruly engine, wildly striking Sometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer: Hast thou the knack? pamper it not with liking; But if thou want it, buy it not too deare Many affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a deare fool for an houre.

George Herbert

At our wittes end.

John Heywood

Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities; the meeting of extremes round a corner.

Leigh Hunt (James Henry Leigh Hunt)

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Douglas Jerrold

This man [Chesterfield] I thought had been a lord among wits; but I find he is only a wit among lords.

Samuel Johnson

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest—then we can all die laughing.

Lily Tomlin

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Noel Coward

Wit is educated insolence.

Noel Aristotle

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Mark Twain

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

George Eliot

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

George Aristotle

He who has provoked the shaft of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.

Samuel Johnson

Competition is what keeps me playing the psychological warfare of matching skill against skill and wit against wit.

Lou Brock

Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30, the wit; at 40, the judgment.

Benjamin Franklin

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.

Peggy Noonan

Brevity is the body and soul of wit.

Jean Paul

The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

Edward Abbey

Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.

Mark Van Doren

Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.

Nathaniel Emmons

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