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Quotes about Taxes


Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

All zoos actually offer the public, in return for the taxes spent upon them, is a form of idle witless amusement, compared to which a visit to the state penitentiary, or even a state legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.

H.L. Mencken

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Julius Unknown

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Mae West

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

Only little people pay taxes.

Leona Helmsley

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...

G. K. Chesterton

Only the little people pay taxes.

Fran Lebowitz

The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.

James Dale Davidson

The promise of yesterday are the taxes of today.

Mackenzie King

Death and taxes and childbirth. There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Margaret Mitchell

I'm proud of paying taxes. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

Robert Heinlein

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

Ogden Nash

We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.

Milton Friedman

It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too. (after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)

Venus Williams

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

Anonymous

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Bernard Cicero

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Thomas C. Haliburton

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Charles Dudley Warner

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