What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.
The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.
Read my lips. No new taxes!
For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.
The power to tax involves the power to destroy.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.
The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
I wouldn't mind paying taxesâif I knew they were going to a friendly country.
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
In this world nothing is sure but death and taxes.
Youth today must be strong, unafraid, and a better taxpayer than its father.