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Quotes about Tax


What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Charles Dudley Warner

Read my lips. No new taxes!

George Bush

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

John Marshall

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

Will Rogers

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

Edmund Burke

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

Austin O'Malley

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Joe E. Lewis

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.

J. B. Colbert

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.

Denis Healey

I wouldn't mind paying taxes—if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

Dick Gregory

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Rush Limbaugh

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

F. J. Raymond

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Sir Winston Churchill

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Mae West

In this world nothing is sure but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

Youth today must be strong, unafraid, and a better taxpayer than its father.

H. V. Wade

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