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Quotes about Dogs


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg

A state has the right to prohibit the killing of dogs and bears whether for film or for other purposes.

Alan Dershowitz

So when two dogs are fighting in the streets, When a third dog one of the two dogs meets: With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.

Henry Fielding

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Jack Handy

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.

Saint Bernard of Bible

Mother of dead dogs.

Thomas Campbell

And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree.

Oliver Goldsmith

The more I see the representatives of the people, the more I love my dogs. [Fr., Plus je vois des representants du peuple, plus j'aime mes chiens.]

Alphonse De Lamartine

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Alexander Pope

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.

William Shakespeare

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Dave Barry

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

Phil Pastoret

To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

Roger Caras

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

Max Eastman

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Jeanne-Marie Roland

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Steve Allen

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

Barbara Woodhouse

It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.

Seneca (Lucius Annaeus Seneca)

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