The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
To say nothing of its holiness or authority, the Bible contains more specimens of genius and taste than any other volume in existence.
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
His studie was but litel on the Bible.
Out from the heart of nature rolled The burdens of the Bible old.
Bibles laid open, millions of surprises.
The history of every individual man should be a Bible.
The Bible is a book of faith, and a book of doctrine, and a book of morals, and a book of religion, of especial revelation from God.
Theologians always try to turn the Bible into a book without common sense.
Here files of pins extend their shining rows, Puffs, powders, patches, bibles, billet-doux.