The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
P.G. Wodehouse
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
P. G. Wodehouse
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
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