Quotes
Quotes - Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
