Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
Comedy is tragedy - plus time