Never frown...even when you're sad you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
God, please save me from your followers!
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.
An expert knows all the answersâ if you ask the right questions.
Quiet is what home would be without children.
To the world you are just one persone, but to one person you could mean the world.
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before.
Love isn't who you can see yourself with, it's who you can't see yourself without.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss.".
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.