I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
Mankind always sets itself only such tasks as it can solve; since, looking at the matter more closely, we will always find that the task itself arises only when the material conditions necessary for its solution already exist or are at least in the process of formation.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.