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Quotes - Marx


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Marx

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

last words of Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

Karl Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

Groucho Marx

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Groucho Marx

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

Karl Marx

Mankind always sets itself only such tasks as it can solve; since, looking at the matter more closely, we will always find that the task itself arises only when the material conditions necessary for its solution already exist or are at least in the process of formation.

Karl Marx

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx

Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.

Karl Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Karl Marx

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Groucho Marx

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.

Karl Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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